i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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