this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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