I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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