on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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