I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
im about as happy as oj after his trial
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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