I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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