just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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