She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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