she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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