butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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