I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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