My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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