That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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