school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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