Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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