she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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