as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
40s are totally the cure
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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