why didn't you poke me back
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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