I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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