it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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