Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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