i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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