Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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