oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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