? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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