lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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