What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
false alarm, still single
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
