In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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