the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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