when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Randomize