Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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