He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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