3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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