You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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