I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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