My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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