What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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