there's paper in my vomit.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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