Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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