FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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