Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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