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(314): View more from Missouri

96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks

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(661): View more from California

May God have mercy on my new vibrator.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon

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(703): View more from Virginia

using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.

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(619): View more from California

It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's never too late to be topless.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.

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