I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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