i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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