So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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