so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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