please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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