well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It's official drugs can't kill me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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