So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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