some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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