I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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