I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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