I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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