Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Pants are for mortals
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