he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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